Monday, July 6, 2009

Laddu can't code saala....

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.........

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This month end I will be completing one year in office. It has been a nice experience working in this company, had lots of fun and above that made many good friends.

With the experience that I have gained in this 1 year I can say that this s/w engg. is one of the easiest profession; you just need to master the use of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V; but its not for me.

The other day I was sitting in office, breaking my head into some dumb code, listening to some song when I came up with my own. It goes on something like this.

hai muscular,
hai popular.
spectacular, he's a bachelor
laddu ki gaadi tez hai, laddu kudiyon mein craze hai,
laddu ki aankhen dark black, laddu dikhta gol-matol hai,
fastrack ki ghadi haaton mein hai, perfume lomani waala,
but laddu can’t code saala........

papa kehte hai bada naam karega, mera laddu aisa kaam karega....
laddu ke paas hai BE, karta hai hills pe holiday,
hey hey ye hey,
laddu tabla bajata hai,
jaha jaata hai cha jaata hai
par laddu can’t code saala.......
laddu code nahi kar sakta.......

10 comments:

laddu said...

one of my friends said dat this song is very lame..one even came up with another version:

hai flabier,
hai over popular.
non-spectacular, he's a bachelor
laddu ki zabaan tez hai, laddu kudiyon mein mix ho jata hai,
laddu ki aankhen dark black, laddu dikhta gol-matol hai,
fastrack ki ghadi haaton mein hai, perfume lomani waala,
but laddu can’t code saala........

papa kehte hai bada naam karega, mera laddu aisa kaam karega....
laddu ke paas hai BE, karta hai hills pe holiday,
hey hey ye hey,
laddu ki humesha band bajti hai,
laddu jaha jaata hai cha jaata hai
par laddu can’t code saala.......
laddu code nahi kar sakta....

Anupama Garimella said...

Hahahaha!! Laddu Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V bhi nahi kar sakta :P

BICKEY said...

nice one...sahi hai yaar laddu jahan jata hai cha jata hai...ladu ki jai ho jai ho!!!!!!!!!!!

Quaintzy Patchez said...

hahah!! agree with anupama... copy paste hee kar liya kar re...

aur u think s/w enggrs and devs can code? BIG MISTAKE to think soooo!!

bhavana said...

superb!!!! laddu bhai this is wonderful :)

puja said...

50% DEVELOPERS CANT CODE SALA!

laddu said...

@ puja....
yup....proud to be in those 50% developers.... :):)

jayasimha.v.rao said...

arey laddu u can atlst copy yaar...i know u were pro in copying..u wre like a mentor for all of us ...chits maarne ke liye :)

laddu said...

@ simha....
yup those were da days yaar....kya mast life thi apne hostel ki..;);)

Ajju said...

code karne ka dekho race laga hai..
apna Laddu is bar abbal nikala hai..

par Manager to kehta hai ki..
Uska Screw Dheela hai..