Friday, October 2, 2009

I Love You Jaanu....

No, no people please don’t get me wrong. I am perfectly normal, have not fallen in love or anything worthless like that. It’s just that these days I am seeing certain things which I feel are very awkward/farcical/nonsensical and which prompted me to write about it.

I happened to waste my time on a certain book which was full of such nonsensical stuffs.
In that book two people were deeply and madly in love with each other and they call each other lovingly by names- not the normal ones but the absurd ones like “jaanu”, “coochie-pie”, “sweetie-pie” and lots of other pies along with “darling”, “baby”. Also, they never happen to talk in a normal way. They used things like “Is my baby awake”, “My coochie-pie; have you finished your lunch/dinner?”, “Mera baby kya kar raha hai”, “I miss you jaanu” followed by “I love you jaanu” in their normal conversations. Now who the hell in the world talk like this????

Its ok you are in love but I can’t understand the fun of calling him/her “my baby, coochie-pie” etc. Can’t they just talk in a normal way?? I then thought it’s just that psycho writer who wrote all this crap until I came across those couples who actually talk in this fashion. It so happened that one of my friends was very happy one day. I asked him the reason- he said “today my gf had called me shona”. I asked him what it means to which he replied that it’s just a fun way of calling your beloved. It’s not that I don’t like love stories-I am a big movie buff, but still I just can’t digest the idea behind “sweetie-pie and coochie-pie”.

I was discussing this with one of my friends and he said it is pretty normal for people to do such stuffs when they are in love and he backed his statement with the messages in his Inbox. Those were from his gf. (Hope you all understand what types of messages were those)
He went on to the extent by saying that one day I will also do all such things when I will be actually in love or when I will get engaged. (How dare he!!)
I can never imaging myself getting indulged in such things. Yuck,yuck,yuck!!!!

12 comments:

Quaintzy Patchez said...

congratulations on having 16 followers dear :) dunno how long youve had them.. but good to see you are quite popular :)

bhavana said...

u r mad!!! i know for sure u ll also use such words later on in life!

shana said...

barbiee....pakka ul do this only!!!

laddu said...

@ Quaintzy Patchez....
thx yaar..well i cant deny ur contribution in dis..afterall da name of my blog is given by u only....aur tere ko ek andar ki baat batata hun..my fds say that dey appreciate my writing just 2 please me..and i actually write crap.. :P:P

@ Bhavana, Shana....
Yuck....

BICKEY said...

ya its right. i agree with this..but m waiting the day when laddu will fall in love.& will ask kya janu,darling kaise hai?

Quaintzy Patchez said...

@laddu
Well you haven't fallen in love, sure once you do, you will act silly - anything-for-her-attitude. But, i'm not sure about what words you will use. Anyway happy falling-in-love in advance.

laddu said...

@ Quaintzy Patchez....
thx but i dont need ur wishes regarding dis....have seen enough 2 stay away 4m dis "nautanki" called love....

Mehak said...

aww...come on, falling in love isn't 'worthless' like you've said in the first line!
but as far as the over-sweet names are concerned, i agree. I would never call my special someone baby or shona or jaanu or smthin like that.. i would just feel really awkward speaking like that. After all, people have proper names for a reason!

King David said...

Laddu Mere Bhai...
Tera bhi time aayega. Main jaanta hUn tum is "yuck feeling" apna saara hostel life is mein daal diya.

Cheer up buddy. It will surely dawn on you that you were in live already, but just didn't know about it. Might be the words you used were Non-English( Some could have been unparliamentary) ........

Think about it!!!!

Stigacup said...

Worthless? - I should have stopped reading there itself.

See, Forget about using coochie pie in normal conversations.. Wouldn't you be using darling?

When all of us call you laddu - you feel happy - wouldn't you be calling your girl jaanu or baanu or sonu!! - atleast a few times?

Don't lie baba!! It doesnt matter much if you lie to others - don't keep lying to urself.

And Worthless?? - Bloody, no forgival for that.

I don't know whether you have read this speech by chetan bhagat - In this he says - "Life is 50 yrs = just 2500 weekends - Don't be serious; be sincere."

laddu said...

@ King David....
Naah....i wont call them "unparliamentary". Such words are very much in use in parliaments these days. So generally I refer to such words as "parliamentary" ;);)

@Stigacup..
Dude....Beleieve me- I won't. I just feel it very awkward. Initially I used 2 think I am the only one who feels it's a silly thing to do
but after reading my post many of my fds have confessed to me dat even they hate such words. May be 99% ppl do this,
I must say here- I belong to the rest 1%.

And yeah....Have seen enough to call it worthless.

And ya I have read his speech and the only thing I liked about his speech is dis-
don't take life seriously. Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here.
We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity.

Kapila said...

worthless is a very strong word...and golu seems to be your equivalent of jaanu/shona/mona/tona...told you karma was a bitch...payback for this post is coming soon at a space near you :P mwuahahahaha!